A Guy Using 9/11 And Made-Up Stories To Convince A Girl They Kissed In Middle School Is A Very Uncomfortable Situation

Strap in, this is a lengthy one but worth it:

The girl who posted these to Imgur said he’s a creepy kid from middle school and it’s certainly nice to see that the creepy kid can blossom into an even creepier adult. I mean if they were in 7th grade for 9/11, that means they were about 12…so they’re around 30 year old people now. And this dude allegedly with a “sweet tech job in California” thinks that somehow he can write erotic fan fiction about their middle school days and somehow wish it into reality. Perhaps he spent a little too much time reading The Secret and thought he could wish a memory into reality. Unclear. And for as much as he very much did not make out with this girl on 9/11 — as if that’s a thing a girl could ever possibly forget given all of the different circumstances — it certainly is an approach to try to incept a memory on her. It CLEARLY did not work on this girl and I imagine it wouldn’t work 99% of the time…but it is an innovative thought. They thought the first guy who mixed peanut butter with jelly was crazy too.

At the same time the pairing of 9/11 and not knowing this was a girl with a very traumatic memory of being in a hospital for months was a bit of a faux pas. If you’re going to try to be some sort of evil DM hypnotist with chicks you barely know from your past, at least get your dossier of info right. You’re already a huge creep, at least be a buttoned up creep who does his research.